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Λυσιστράτη ❴BOOKS❵ ✯ Λυσιστράτη Author Aristophanes – Aristophanes' comic masterpiece of war and sex remains one of the greatest plays ever written Led by the title character the women of the warring city states of Greece agree to withhold sexual favours Aristophanes' comic masterpiece of war and sex remains one of the greatest plays ever written Led by the title character the women of the warring city states of Greece agree to withhold sexual favours with their husbands until they agree to cease fighting The war of the sexes that ensues makes Lysistrata a bawdy comedy without peer in the history of theatre.

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  1. Seth Seth says:

    I hate this book because I got arrested on account of it I was at the University of Texas' Perry Castaneda Library and it got lost amidst the shuffled stack of books which I dumped into my backpack when I left Exiting the library the sensor went offSorry I forgot to check it out No big deal happens all the time But the Department of Collegiate Fascism aka the UTPD are reuired to file a report Bored from arresting 19 year olds for walking down the street half drunk they show up like it's the scene of a hostage crisis And unlucky me it turns out I have a warrant for an unpaid alcohol possession ticket Still no big deal I can go down to the station and pay it Fine But this is the lobby of a large student library and I am surrounded by my fellow students all of us dutifully studying on a Tuesday night As such might I please just walk out to the police car?GET AGAINST THE WALL MOTHERFUCKERAJ COVER ME WHILE I SEARCH THIS SCUMBAGGOTCHA COVERED BUDDY Loudly cocks shotgunNO WEAPONS ON HIS TORSO NOTHING UP HIS SPHINCTER NOTHING TIED TO HIS BALLSACK BUT WAIT LET ME SUEEZE HARDER Sound of testes being crunched by human fistOK THIS PERP'S CLEAN GIT ME MY CUFFSSound of me being viciously shackledYOU GIT THAT ARM HELP ME DRAG 'EM OUT TO THE SUAD CAR HOLD ON HE'S MEEKLY PROTESTING HAND ME MY BLUDGEON Egregious violenceYEAH GIT SOME GIT SOME GIT SOME MOTHERFUCKER YEAH AJ KICK 'EM SOME MORE GIT SOME BITCH Ok he ain't movin' Sound of manacled body being dragged across library lobby accompanied by the stunned silence of onlookersThus ended my experience with Lysistrata I never got to the ending although in later years my various girlfriends in the manner of Ghandi protesting English oppression of the Indian subcontinent were wont to use Lysistratan nonaction to protest my rampant drinking and proneness to random street violenceNot recommended

  2. Manny Manny says:

    People who are currently sleeping with an academic may be interested to know that I just sent the following GENUINE letter to an Elsevier journal in response to a reuest to review a paper If this catches on don't blame Not Blame AristophanesDear Professor ██████My girlfriend on whom I rely for advice in ethical matters has researched Elsevier's business model in some detail She says that after careful consideration she would not be able to sleep with someone who continued to review for an Elsevier journalGiven my girlfriend's uncompromising stance on this issue I am afraid that I must decline your offer to review this paper and ask you to remove me permanently from your list of reviewers SincerelyLysistrata's Guy

  3. Ian "Marvin" Graye Ian "Marvin" Graye says:

    LysistrataSome Greek men you’ll discoverBeing a lesser loverThan a renderer of warTreat their wives much like a whoreSo one day LysistrataEuipped with all the dataReckoned upon a tacticTo withhold love climacticShe aimed to end all conflictWith some cohorts she had pickedTo flaunt breasts and nothing hideThough ‘til peace men were deniedMales came with their pricks erectRevealed for all to inspectStill their wives rejected themUntil war they would condemnSo the violence did decrease And the warring tribes made peaceA gently handled magic wandMade sure a double entendreAt play’s end the sun went downOn the whole of Athens townAnd nothing followed afterBut the echoes of laughter Illustration by Norman Lindsay

  4. Duane Duane says:

    How old is the idea of women withholding sex from men to get what they want? Well apparently as far back as 405 BC because that's what happens in this hilarious and bawdy Greek comedy In this play it was en masse' with the singular purpose of bringing peace between the warring Athenians and Spartans Did it work? Well what do you think?

  5. Alex Alex says:

    Today Alyssa Milano called for a sex strike in response to Georgia's abortion ban which raises two uestions 1 Alyssa Milano is still a thing? and 2 Haven't I heard this before? I can help with the second thing Milano got it from Aristophanes who in 411 BC invented the sex strike and for all you know dildos It's 411 BC and Athens is deep in the Peloponnesian War with Sparta and everyone's pretty stressed about it In Aristophanes' brilliantly simple idea the women of both sides organize and throw a sex strike Stop fighting they say Or no humping The plot is that they say that and then it works There's some stuff about dildos for obvious reasons but that's about all there is to it Unfortunately it was a made up story; in real life this didn't happen and Athens lost the war and that was basically the end of the Golden Age of Democracy But the play is great easily Aristophanes's best surviving play funny and filthy and don't forget the thing about Greek plays is that you can knock one out in an hour and a glass of wine so why haven't you read this? Translation and illustration courtesy of Valerie Schrag for The Graphic CanonAlyssa Milano who played a kid on the 80s TV show Who's The Boss and is now still a thing isn't the first to try the Lysistrata strategy It's been done in places as diverse as Colombia Nigeria and Italy It comes up in the US every time Republicans do something particularly assheaded so dailyIt's not an ineffective strategy and I don't mean to belittle Alyssa Milano who performed the voice of Bimini in 2012's Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 and is totally still a thing Georgia's abortion ban is a nightmare and if this is what it takes it's a small price to pay That's what she said Dunked on my own dick And the play's not ineffective either Like all the best ideas it's extremely simple and it involves dildosTranslationsValerie Schrag as mentioned above has a comic version for the Graphic Canon that's super fun but pretty direly abridgedDouglass Parker has one for this common Aristophanes collection that's fine but it's trying very very hard to be as cool as Aristophanes was and failing If you've found a great translation please do let me know

  6. Praj Praj says:

    It had been uite awhile since I contemplated over any books let alone penning a critical appraisal on Goodreads It was tough trying to get words out of the overwhelming emotional vortex; an obstinate ketchup bottle ignoring the need of a fried potato for the tangy goodness So when Brian suggested a group reading of Lysistrata I was a bit apprehensive A Greek playwright crossing the dreaded course of fallen heroic tragedies; even remorse to my cerebral coma; not a luxurious indulgence at the moment Lysistrata is a woman’s name; yes it is and sex is the weapon used to hem the broken olive branch “To husband or lover I’ll not open arms Though love and denial may enlarge his charms But still at home ignoring him I’ll stay Bountiful clad in saffron silk all day If then he seizes me with by dint of force I’ll give him reason for a long remorse I’ll never lie and stare up at the ceiling Nor like a lion on all four go kneeling If I keep faith then bounteous cups be mine Do you swear to this? Then I shall immolate the victim thus” Holding a pair of olive logs a vine torch and a small pot of live embers; Lysistrata and her women folk thus embarked on an egalitarian journey within the locked Acropolis citadel; a long awaited unified cry of misplaced wisdom Neither the pointless sexist blabber from unassailable old men who rather burn the protesters than give a patient ear nor the wailing of desperate husbands and lovers could shake the well rooted fortitude of this rebellious bunch Peace is what they strive at the cost of their fornication We pay taxes manage finesse with domestic budgetary and give birth to descendants who will render their youth to deathly absurdities in a unproductive war Abandoned voices yearning to be heard outside the bedroom in the ubiuitous courtyards of masochism I’m a free woman; screams this slap stick engaging play Aristophanes delineated a cohesive front; an eualized gender dais debating the validity of aggressive hostilities Wars not only annihilate countries but families too Common sense is a rarity and idiocy the universal daily crow of a proud rooster Underestimating the weak is the biggest blunder of an astute strategist And 'Groupthink' is not just a term coined by a confident Mr Janis; harried egocentric faulty pronouncements can even corrupt sincerity Remember the ‘Bay of Pigs’?? Nevertheless all is not lost and the inbred humor prances around like a spring rabbit One cannot help but laugh when distressed over the abstinence issue Myrrhine’s husband Cinesias brings their child to convince to come back to a lovely home and a lonely husband Even after pledging to bringpeace to the land Myrrhine does not give in to the carnal needs bringing Cinesias to tear his hair out CINESIASA wicked thing as I repeatO Zeus O ZeusCanst Thou not suddenly let looseSome twirling hurricane to tearHer flapping up along the airAnd drop her when she's whirled aroundHere to the groundNeatly impaled upon the stakeThat's ready upright for her sake Baudrillard was precise in inferring the power of seduction to be greater than the act itself Master the kitchen master the bedroom and so shall rule your husband The evergreen thumb rule of triumph of one of my elderly aunt’s long lasting marriage In a world devoid of any sex toys or cinematic screenings sex and food was the ultimate seduction of power “Buy me the silver or no midnight climaxes” You want me to clean after you; my closed legs will be your eternal marriage gift” Can sex be really used as a weapon by ladies of all societal strata? Power seekers beware of the fairer sex for they have unfailing artillery Is the abstinence of sex capable of stopping mindless male aggression of power? Could Silvio Berlusconi minimize the impact of EU crisis if Ruby had protested the Bunga Bunga? Gaddafi would not have met with such a brutal death for being a scoundrel of a dictator An excellent point put forth by Brian about the Ira War; wonders if the search of the indiscernible WMDs would have stopped if MrsBush along with Mrs Blair transpired Lysistrata proposal at the White House The new democratic gesticulation could discipline the wildest of men Napoleon would have been the best candidate; as the saying goes small men huge “ego” Aristophanes is undoubtedly a visionary for banishing the discrepancies of gender biases beueathing the ‘weaker’ sex with a new leash of power and control No will the patriarchal societies characterize gender roles and women no longer will be pretty bodies sitting on a vagina Lysistrata’s protest was not designated to demoralize the validity of manhood but an outright memo of the rarity of common sense and advocacy of peace over a senseless war fought for decades The weak can be strong when they stand up for their rights and cannot be easily dismissed by mere ignorance Not only wars but numerous crimes against can be stopped with the ongoing strategy The only fear looms is of how long it will be until the newly acuired democratic forum spits an authoritative fire But that is yet a farsighted destination and as of now peace was ultimately restored and the Greeks merrily celebrated with abundance wine and sex Wasn't that sex the ultimate catch after all? LYSISTRATAEarth is delighted now; peace is the voice of earthSpartans sort out your wives Athenians yoursLet each catch hands with his wife and dance his joyDance out his thanks be grateful in musicAnd promise reformation with his heels

  7. Liz Janet Liz Janet says:

    TV Commercial Does your husband and the men of Athens just want to wage war? Do they ignore your pleas for peace no matter how long the Peloponnesian War has been going on? Tired of your men's stupid decisions in such a trying time? Do you wish to end it? Well women of Athens you are in luck we have the solution for you withhold sex from your husbands and lovers that will bring them back with their tails between their feet and a signed peace document Women of Athens Would that not just create divisions between the sexes and a sort of war between the citizens?TV Commercial ehhhh most likely But their idiocy must be stoppedLysistrata You have got a deal I am starting now Women let us meet My time has come to convince you to withhold sex so we can have peace This cannot possibly backfire Now that that is aside THIS IS NEITHER A FEMINIST PLAY NOR A PACIFIST ONE I understand why modern readers might interpret it as such but at the time it was writtenand many years after it was clear that the view was that women were a nuisance that needed to be protected from themselves It basically begins with these lines LYSISTRATA There are a lot of things about us women That sadden me considering how men See us as rascalsCALONICE As indeed we areNot the greatest sentence for a supposedly feminist play Now this is also uite a crude play maybe even so than the Bard himself In it men walk about with erect penises for no other reason that them being denied sex and unable to control erections We have a woman that sort of teases her lover by saying she will do him and them promptly bringing a bed a mattress a pillow a blanket some oil and then ends up running back up to the Acropolis where the women are holding out Their oath to not have sex tells them not to do a certain sexual pose that apparently was popular back then I would say this play is a bit offensive to men not as much as women but it does dictate that men cannot function unless their penis is inside someone's vagina That kind of does them a disservice Here's a few reasons why it is not feminist The first lines of the play as written above Majority of women except Lysistrata are presented as voluptuaries A magistrate arrives and starts spouting about how women are hysterical and that men should keep better hold of them He proceeds to also claim they have too much of a liking to wine promiscuous sex and for some weird reasons exotic cults There are two women with these names seed market porridge vegetable sellers and garlic innkeeping bread sellers Lysistrata uses a woman for her beauty to distract the men enough to have them sign peace I did laugh nonetheless I prefer to read it as satire it makes the funny and cringe worthy moments all the fun

  8. Chavelli Sulikowska Chavelli Sulikowska says:

    How do you translate comedy that is than 25 centuries old? With ease apparently Lysistrata first performed way back in 411 BC is just as funny now as it must have been for the ancient Greeks It was while holidaying in the Peloponnese that it occurred to me to brush up on the ancient Greek classics A good decision since it really contextualised all the history I was literally walking over every dayThe play commences in 431–404 BC with the Peloponnesian War between Athens and Sparta Almost all the men are engaged in what seems to be an interminable conflict It is Athenian woman Lysistrata who decides on an unusual course of action to bring the war to an end and restore peace – she calls on women from all the warring states to refuse their men sex until peace is achieved As you can imagine this may have been a measure welcomed by many women but generally unpopular with the gentsThere is much debate between the women leading this movement and the men in power and the dialogue is very witty and funny as justifications for and arguments against are bantered back and forth Aristophanes is known primarily as a comedian and the play is certainly amusing though the underlying message is uite sombre there are very few solutions to war In reality the Peloponnesian War has been raging for twenty years by the time the play was first staged and it still wasn’t over The powerhouse that had been Athens was effectively reduced to a pile of rubble and Sparta emerged as the new seat of power Albeit at a massive cost to life It eually raises pertinent uestions about the traditional roles of women in society and highlights gender ineuality the fact that the women know that the most effective tool to curb men's behaviour is through their bodies clearly underlines that not much has changed in terms of gender bias over the centuriesAn exceptional and timely read for me The ancient Greeks never cease to amaze me with their skills and knowledge in just about everything Make sure you read a well translated copy

  9. Pink Pink says:

    This was hilarious Women withholding sex until all the men stopped the war What an imaginative idea I especially liked how the women fought against their own desires despite being in heat Several laugh out loud moments for me

  10. Steven Godin Steven Godin says:

    Looking at the themes of sex and gender this bawdy anti war sex comedy of which I found rather amusing was first staged in 411 BCE In simplistic terms the play is the account of one woman's extraordinary mission to end the Peloponnesian War as Lysistrata convinces the women of Greece to withhold sexual privileges from their husbands as a means of forcing the men to negotiate a peace In other words its like a sex strike Lysistrata a strong minded Athenian with a great sense of individual responsibility reveals her plan to take matters into her own hands and end the interminable war between Athens and Sparta She has convened a meeting of women from various city states in Greece and with support from the Spartan Lampito she explains to the other women her plan which Leads to some really laughable momentsModern adaptations of the play are often performed with a feminist andor pacifist viewpoint but the original all the way back then was neither particularly feminist nor unreservedly pacifist Even while apparently demonstrating empathy with the female condition Aristophanes still tended to reinforce sexual stereotyping of women as irrational creatures in need of protection from themselves and from others Certainly it seems clear that Aristophanes was not actually advocating real political power for womenLysistrata herself though is clearly an exceptional woman and even when the other women waver in their resolution she remains strong and committed She is usually uite separate from the other women she does not herself exhibit any sexual desire has no obvious lovers or husband and does not purposely flirt with men; she is smarter wittier and generally adopts a serious tone than the other women the humour throughout is highly topical and the playwright expected his audience to be familiar with myriad local personalities places and issues a difficulty faced by any producer trying to stage Lysistrata for modern audiences As well as the slapstick comedy and the raucous and risué double entendres much of the humour in the play derives from the audience’s knowledge of specific figures from Athens’ public life and recent historyKnown as the 'Father of Comedy' this was great fun and I just can't uite believe its as old as it is I imagine it will never feel dated long live Aristophanes

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