You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's


10 thoughts on “You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

  1. Kelly Houser Kelly Houser says:

    Synopsis Comedienne Heather McDonald, best known for her appearances on the hit TV show Chelsea Lately, was a virgin until she was 27 years old Sure she had lots of boyfriends, was a sorority sister, and went on plenty of dates, but the idealistic California girl was holding out for Mr Right, while simultaneously holding out on everyone else McDonald recounts her sexless youth and how she finally gave it up Review I wish I had not read this book and there are two reasons for that First, Synopsis Comedienne Heather McDonald, best known for her appearances on the hit TV show Chelsea Lately, was a virgin until she was 27 years old Sure she had lots of boyfriends, was a sorority sister, and went on plenty of dates, but the idealistic California girl was holding out for Mr Right, while simultaneously holding out on everyone else McDonald recounts her sexless youth and how she finally gave it up Review I wish I had not read this book and there are two reasons for that First, because I disliked this book so much, I wanted and still want my money back This memoir was a waste of words and paper The reason I feel that way is the second reason I wish I had not read this book it made me severely dislike Heather McDonald I used to really enjoy her appearances on the round table on Chelsea Lately and I thought she was pretty funny Having read her book, I now find her nauseating.Throughout her memoir, McDonald makes continual references to her appearance, i.e., how cute she is, how she is too cute to date a certain guy, how a certain guy should be glad someone as cute as she is is dating him, etc Also, she placed a strange amount of importance on the fact that she was in a sorority in college, and having been in one seemed to continue to affect her present life Both these things together made McDonald come off as extremely shallow I did not go into this book with the expectation that McDonald was the deepest, most thought provoking person in the world But the excessive shallowness was a complete turn off for me and prevented me from enjoying this book.Instead of being what could have been a pretty funny memoir, the author was so distasteful as a person that the book was ruined I would not recommend this memoir to anyone


  2. James A. Burkhalter James A. Burkhalter says:

    What an appropriate title for Heather LongBoobs McDonald s new book I sped through several chapters on Heather s past sexless relationships, eager to see exactly how she lost her virginity at age 27, and when the moment of truth finally comes, the entire ordeal is described in ONE MEASLY SENTENCE Of course, as we all know, Heather ultimately got her happy ending with a loving husband and children, but that part of her life is described in give or take 15 pages As the title promises, I lit What an appropriate title for Heather LongBoobs McDonald s new book I sped through several chapters on Heather s past sexless relationships, eager to see exactly how she lost her virginity at age 27, and when the moment of truth finally comes, the entire ordeal is described in ONE MEASLY SENTENCE Of course, as we all know, Heather ultimately got her happy ending with a loving husband and children, but that part of her life is described in give or take 15 pages As the title promises, I literally felt blue balled once I reached the story s end Although Heather often talks about her dry humping expertise, the book lacks a thorough discussion of sex and what it really meant to finally give up her V card.By far, my biggest complaint is that the book rambles on so much that it feels like a stream of consciousness writing I say that because each chapter starts with one story but somehow will lead to ten different tangential stories from Heather s life With the interminable amount of spatial and temporal jumps, I could never keep any of the stories or character names straight Almost every chapter was so convoluted that I never understood the significance of the chapter titles Very haphazard By the end of the eighth flashback, I would ask myself, What the hell were we talking about again In spite of its flaws, You ll Never Blue Ball In This Town Again delivers some funny moments McDonald is a comedy writer stand up comedienne, after all but it s not nearly as laugh out loud funny as Chelsea Handler s memoirs


  3. Rex Kelly Rex Kelly says:

    This book was not nearly as funny as I thought it would be I thought since she was a comedian with Chelsea Handler that it would have some semblance of humor however, I was wrong It is not funny Sure, there are a couple funny one liners, but that s it All she talks about is being in a sorority at USC and her experiences dating people who wanted to have sex with her, but she held onto her V Card When the time did come that she lost her virginity, it was only a small paragraph about it The This book was not nearly as funny as I thought it would be I thought since she was a comedian with Chelsea Handler that it would have some semblance of humor however, I was wrong It is not funny Sure, there are a couple funny one liners, but that s it All she talks about is being in a sorority at USC and her experiences dating people who wanted to have sex with her, but she held onto her V Card When the time did come that she lost her virginity, it was only a small paragraph about it The purpose of the book was to talk about her dating life up until the point she lost her virginity at the age of 27, but instead all she talked about was slutty sorority girls and frat parties OH, and the time she met Jerry Seinfeld and Vince Vaughn The point where she actually lost her virginity was a huge let down This book was not worth the 9 I spent on it however, there is good news It IS the perfect book to regift for someone s birthday DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK I m only giving it one star because, let s face it, she did actually write a book And as a writer myself, that deserves one star


  4. Stuart Stuart says:

    Really between 2 and 3 stars for me I enjoyed it Although I have the feeling if you asked me about it next week I might be hard pressed to tell you that much about it While working it out though, it was an enjoyable and quick read She s pretty funny Her writing is, even though it feels as if she s continually setting up her own jokes, funny You got to give it up see what I did there, aren t I fucking clever for a girl who doesn t lose her V until she s 27 This is also My Lovely Bride Really between 2 and 3 stars for me I enjoyed it Although I have the feeling if you asked me about it next week I might be hard pressed to tell you that much about it While working it out though, it was an enjoyable and quick read She s pretty funny Her writing is, even though it feels as if she s continually setting up her own jokes, funny You got to give it up see what I did there, aren t I fucking clever for a girl who doesn t lose her V until she s 27 This is also My Lovely Bride s BookI feel compelled to say, lest you think I m a bigger freak than you might already think I was in between having anything to read and well, it was the first thing I saw


  5. Isabella Casey Isabella Casey says:

    Very funny


  6. Mediaman Mediaman says:

    This odd book is sometimes offensive, other times contains shreds of morality, and ends up being strangely intriguing McDonald writes about losing her virginity Or not losing her virginity would be a better way to put it She goes until age 27 before she finally does it with a guy, and when she does we get only one paragraph about it So if you re waiting for a big reveal, there isn t one Instead we get a lot of stories that show what a selfish, bratty, sexual tease she is She sleeps with gu This odd book is sometimes offensive, other times contains shreds of morality, and ends up being strangely intriguing McDonald writes about losing her virginity Or not losing her virginity would be a better way to put it She goes until age 27 before she finally does it with a guy, and when she does we get only one paragraph about it So if you re waiting for a big reveal, there isn t one Instead we get a lot of stories that show what a selfish, bratty, sexual tease she is She sleeps with guys but stops them before they can enter her She dry humps guys She kisses complete strangers and leads them to believe she ll give themAnd she does it all claiming to be an innocent Catholic schoolgirl.What she finally reveals late in the book is that at age nine she was confronted by a male flasher twice That certainly did something to scar her but she never treats it as anythingthan a joke The whole book is written in a joking style so you are never sure if what she is writing is true or not She even has a happy ending, of sorts, when she meets the man she is going to marry only to discover months later that he got a woman pregnant the night before she went out with him But her marriage and family get the joke treatment as well.She isn t a very consistent writer and this needs a good editor She jumps back and forth so at times she doesn t make sense when writing about a guy she meets she ll jump back to ten years earlier with a different guy or jump five years ahead to someone he reminds her of, then come back later and complete the story She is, however, good at dishing dirt on some of the Hollywood types she dated or kissed or just sexually teased You end up feeling sorry for all of them.What makes the book work is that there is a moral to it that there s nothing wrong with waiting to have sex And that girls shouldn t tell guys they re virgins because guys will immediately dump them But she doesn t seem to get that in her case she was so obnoxious that she was going to get dumped whether she told them or not


  7. Rebecca Rebecca says:

    This book was written by one of the comedians that is on Chelsea Lately a lot And while I can t stand the show or Chelsea I really enjoyed this book a lot I liked the way it was written, very conversational style as well as the topic While dated a lot, Girl was a virgin until she was like 27 It was a very LA based book, what with Girl growing up in the Valley and going to school at USC puke and of course, staying in LA, trying to make it as an actress writer comedian After a while, the This book was written by one of the comedians that is on Chelsea Lately a lot And while I can t stand the show or Chelsea I really enjoyed this book a lot I liked the way it was written, very conversational style as well as the topic While dated a lot, Girl was a virgin until she was like 27 It was a very LA based book, what with Girl growing up in the Valley and going to school at USC puke and of course, staying in LA, trying to make it as an actress writer comedian After a while, the guys got kind of confusing, because like every chapter was a different or 2 guys Also, she would go off on tangents, which oddly, weren t that annoying to me, because I talk like that all the time too The thing that annoyed me the most was her loyalty to USC If she worked or made out with an actor or dated someone who had any relation to USC, it was mentioned No one cares about that People who have any relation to that school annoy the fuck out of me, how much they care about it I guess in LA, it is a lifestyle and not one that I care to hear about Blah.But besides that, I liked all the little stories in each chapter There wasn t all that much to follow and when she would refer back to someone, I had no idea who she was talking about, as the list of names went on forever I also like that her career wasn t the front and center part of the book, it concentratedon her dating Way to keep everything separate


  8. Laura Hancock Laura Hancock says:

    I really wished this book could have been funnier because I wanted to like itthan I did It s the story about comedian Heather McDonald, a writer for Chelsie Lately, and her quest to not give it up until she s met the right guy, which doesn t happen until she s 27 years old Yet she s in Hollywood and she s a very sexual woman She just the queen of blue balling I think all women could learn from McDonald I don t think we blue ball enough, personally McDonald had this impressive ability I really wished this book could have been funnier because I wanted to like itthan I did It s the story about comedian Heather McDonald, a writer for Chelsie Lately, and her quest to not give it up until she s met the right guy, which doesn t happen until she s 27 years old Yet she s in Hollywood and she s a very sexual woman She just the queen of blue balling I think all women could learn from McDonald I don t think we blue ball enough, personally McDonald had this impressive ability to keep men waiting Men respected her and waited Although some did not and that was sad to read about her heartbreak when men dumped her for not wanting to give it up, or not wanting the responsibility of being her first There is a third wave feminist myth in society that being in control of one s sexuality means giving it up I think, however, McDonald illustrates that she was a lotin control and sexually satisfied than most women and she waited


  9. Brooke Bove Brooke Bove says:

    The premise for this book is that Heather was a virgin until she was 27 In Hollywood While trying to make it as a comic and a writer This is the story of how she eventually lost her virginity and met the man of her dreams, who eventually became her husband It s a modern day love story with a lot of dry humping.Heather s choices for the stories to tell about men she dated are great all of the men are different, but none are total cliches, which I kind of expected None are totally one dim The premise for this book is that Heather was a virgin until she was 27 In Hollywood While trying to make it as a comic and a writer This is the story of how she eventually lost her virginity and met the man of her dreams, who eventually became her husband It s a modern day love story with a lot of dry humping.Heather s choices for the stories to tell about men she dated are great all of the men are different, but none are total cliches, which I kind of expected None are totally one dimensional, and Heather is honest about her mistakes and her naivete I was instantly hooked with the title of the first chapter Can t a Girl Dress Like a Hooker, Dance like a Stripper and Kiss Like a Porn Star and Still be a Nineteen Year Old Virgin Her humor isn t as in your face as Chelsea, but sometimes I prefer things a littlesubdued This is another great book for an airplane or an afternoon at home with a cup of tea and box of cookies


  10. Cori Cori says:

    I read this book for the sole reason that Heather McDonald is a friend of Chelsea Handler, not to mention a writer on her show Although it seems this book was an attempt to write in the style of Ms Handler, the tangents and less interesting stories was a bit of a letdown If I was asked why I fell this book did not live up to Ms Handler s books, I would say that Ms Handler iswilling to be candid and honest, while Ms McDonald seemed to be holding back The charm of Ms Handler s books I read this book for the sole reason that Heather McDonald is a friend of Chelsea Handler, not to mention a writer on her show Although it seems this book was an attempt to write in the style of Ms Handler, the tangents and less interesting stories was a bit of a letdown If I was asked why I fell this book did not live up to Ms Handler s books, I would say that Ms Handler iswilling to be candid and honest, while Ms McDonald seemed to be holding back The charm of Ms Handler s books is that she is so candid and willing to share so much with the reader in a style that is written so well that it accomplishes being both racy and heartfelt This book did not


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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up ➳ [Reading] ➶ You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up By Heather McDonald ➩ – Larringtonlifecoaching.co.uk Can t a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn star and still be a nineteen year old virginYou ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh out loud story of an at Can t a Blue Ball Kindle Ñ girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn star and still be a nineteen year old virginYou ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh out loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin As an actress, writer, and stand up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do it until well You'll Never Epub / after her friends had been deflowered As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, Thank God, Heather waited twenty seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldn t have any material for this book Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue Unlike putting out, blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true Never Blue Ball eBook ↠ love and, ultimately, her very own happy ending Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.

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  • 272 pages
  • You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up
  • Heather McDonald
  • English
  • 15 October 2018
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